12/26/12: I looked up a song on YouTube to listen to, and Justin Bieber’s song “Beauty and a Beat” showed up at the top of the list of other videos to the right of the video. I then wrote the following in the search box:

by thiswinteralso

Justin Bieber, I don’t like the name of your song, and wouldn’t want to go out with you even if I did like the name of your song. Out of decency, would you like to help me find the videos of me so that I can try to do something about what’s happening to me?

Copyright L. Kochman, December 26, 2012 @ 6:49 p.m.